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JAITARAN EVENING

SAMOKHI

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pawan dham

EID MILADUNNABI

EVENING

TEACHER SMS

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?

PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER : No, that’s wrong

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PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?

CLASS : PAPPU!

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Teacher: what is ur caste?

Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye,

hun haige sardarji..

ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!

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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?

SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal"

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit?

SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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TEACHER SMS

Class me bache khidki ke bahar monkey dekh rahe the.

Tabhi teacher ne kaha->"Bachcho bahar bandar kyu dekh rahe ho jab me class me hu!

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Teacher To Student: Tmhai'n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hai

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TEACHER:- Kabir ka koi doha sunaoo.?

LITTLE MARWADI:-"Kabir saloo bewkoof,

Doha diyo banaye, Khud to saloo Khisak gayoo,

Mhane diyo fassaye.

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Lady Teacher Ram make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!

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boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?

teacher replied: nhi.

boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi. 

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TEACHER SMS

"Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li,

use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao

student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha,

dusra shadi-suda tha" 

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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.?

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain. 

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teacher-osama ki 5 biwi & 20 bachche.

lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,to batao kaun achcha?

studnt-score to osama ka zyada hai par strike rate lalu ka achcha hai

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Teacher student se:Tere pitaji ki karde ne

Student:Ji woh PWD chalaunde ne!

Teacher:Tera matlab Public Works Department?

Student:Na ji na,PWD matlab Pakodeyaan waali dukaan 

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TeacheAgar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye, To Zaroor Poori Hoti He..

Ramu- Rehne Do Teacher.. Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti!

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Class me bache khidki ke bahar monkey dekh rahe the.

Tabhi teacher ne kaha->"Bachcho bahar bandar kyu dekh rahe ho jab me class me hu!

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PATI PATNI SMS

Judge: tum apne pati ko divorce kyu dena chahti ho?
Lady: kyunki wo har aadhi raat ko uthkar bolta hai, "ab mujhe ghar jana chahiye...!!
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Pati : What's hypnotism ?

Patni : Kissi ko,apne vash me kar ke,uss se mann chaha kam karwana..,

Pati : Arey nahi,usse toh shaadi kehte he.: 

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Pati patni ki jabardast ladai ke baad patni bhagwan se boli

AGAR YE GALAT HAI TO INKO UTHA LO,

agar main galat hoon to muje VIDHVA Bana do

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,

hum kaha jayenge?

Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

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Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko

pati bola,"adami use marta he jise pyar karta he."

Patni ne pati ko 2 mare or boli "aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.

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Patni:Mei jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mei kyo chale jate ho

Pati:kahi muhalle wale aisa na samjhe mei tumara gala daba raha hoon.

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Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,

10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha

or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration.

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Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai

Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhaha

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SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??

JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

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Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai,

Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi?

Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai.

PATI PATNI SMS

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He
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Patni - Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...?

Pati:- Its A Time To Disco,Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco... 

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Pati Patni me ladai ho gai,

Pati ghar se chala gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:

"Khane me kya he

Patni:zaher

pati:me der se aunga,tum khakar so JANA 

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1 Admi Apni biwi se bola-Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.Is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.

Biwi-Bas itna yad rakhna k Dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.

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Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.

Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di   -----------------------------------------

Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai.

Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota.

Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta 

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Judge- Aap bahut bahadur hai,

 aapne us chor ko itna maara.

Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!! -----------------------------------------
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge,
Pati:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga,
 Patni:Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge

Pati:Jaha b Raho Khus Rho

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Funny SMS

Pappu was writing his
father’s name on a
1000 Watt bulb
Father asked him:What r u doing?
Pappu:Aapka naam roshan kar raha hu.
GdMrng…

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womens r like internet virus
1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets
transfer money
edit ur mind
download thier problems
delete ur smile and
hang ur life

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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?

Shopkeepe1Rs.

Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de 

SANTA BANTA SMS

Santa: I Am So Miser (Kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With A Friend. 

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Santa Ki Beti "LAADO" Bacpan Se Japan Me Thi Wo India Aai Per Airport Se Return Ho Gayi

Q Ki Waha Bord Lagha Tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO" 

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Santa :- Jaldi Ek Cold Drink De, Ladai Hone Wali Hai.. Shop Keeper :- Lo ! Shopkeeper :- Jaldi Ek Or De, Ladai Hone Wali Hai... Shopkeeper :- Lekin Ladai Kab Hogi... Shopkeeper :-Jab Tu Paise Maangega Tab 

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 How Do You Convert A BUS Into A Female ??

SANT Come Late To The Bus Stop..

BUS MISS Ho Jaayegi. 

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Once SANTA Stopped A Fight Stil He Was Punished Y?

Coz The Fight He Stopped Was A Boxing Match 

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions..

Teacheif 1000 Kgs=Ton Then 3000 Kgs Equal How Much ?

Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.. 

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Why Does Sardarji Cleans The Wall With An EAR BUD?

Guess...!Sochooo.......

KYUNKI.....Diwaron Ke Bhi Kaan Hote Hai.... 

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?

Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.

Sir:Wo Kaise?

Bnta: Kyuki Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat Di! 

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In A Maths Exam Everyone Was Writing Except

SANTA Was Dancing. Y..?

Because Someone Told Him That There Is Marks For Every Step 

SARDAR SMS SPECIAL

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Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…
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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
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BIRTH DAY SMS SPECIAL

Suraj Roshni Le Kar Aayaa
Aur Chidyon Ne Gaanaa Gaayaa
Phoolon Ne Hans Hans Kar Bolaa
Mubarak Ho Tumhaara Janam Din Aaya!

KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN
Har Suhani Rat Ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
Vaha Phulo Ki Barsat Ho.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Pholo Ne Bola Khushbo Se
Khushbo Ne Bola Badal Se
Badal Ne Bola Lehro Se
Lehro Ne Bola Sahil Se
Wohi Hum Kehtey Hen Dil Se
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO U…

Is Ada Ka Kya Jawab Du
Apne Dost Ko Kya Udhar Du
Koi Acchasa Phool Hota To Mali Se Mangvata
Jo Khud Gulab He Usko Kya Gulab Du
Junam Din Mubarak Ho…

This Msg Has No Fat,
No Cholesterol And No Addictive,
This Is All Natural Except,
With A Lot Of Sugar.
But It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It.
“Happy Birthday”