Class me bache khidki ke bahar monkey dekh rahe the.
Tabhi teacher ne kaha->"Bachcho bahar bandar kyu dekh rahe ho jab me class me hu!
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Teacher To Student: Tmhai'n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ?
Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hai
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TEACHER:- Kabir ka koi doha sunaoo.?
LITTLE MARWADI:-"Kabir saloo bewkoof,
Doha diyo banaye, Khud to saloo Khisak gayoo,
Mhane diyo fassaye.
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Lady Teacher Ram make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
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boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?
teacher replied: nhi.
boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.
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