Rajasthan Police Result 2011

Rajasthan Police Result 2011 

Rajasthan Police has going to announce constable recruitment results at official website www.rajpolice.nic.in. All information related to Rajasthan Police Result 2011 available with us. The Rajasthan Police has announced the Result of written examination (district / unit wise based on 6494 Constable Recruitment 2010-2011 Persons who are looking for the Rajasthan Police Results 2010-2011 can check online with us.

Important Link --
http://rajpolice.nic.in/indexfrm.

HINDI HOLI SMS

May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.

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Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

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Funny , Life , Valentine Day , Sardar ,Birth day , Friend, Pati-Patni , Santa Banta , Holi  SMS

HINDI HOLI SMS

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

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Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

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Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi. Happy Holi

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Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi

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Funny , Life , Valentine Day , Sardar ,Birth day , Friend, Pati-Patni , Santa Banta , Holi  SMS

Love SMS

Ek Halak Se Ishare Ki Zarurat Hogi,

Dil Ki Kashti Ko Kinare Ki Zarurat Hogi,

Ham Har Us Mod Par Milenge Apko,

Jaha Apko Sahare Ki Zarurat Hogi  (Prem)

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Aapke didar ki hasrat si ho gayi he

Es kadar milne ki chahat si ho gayi hai

Aapke msg aaye ya na aye

Mobile uthaka dekhne ki aadat si ho gayi hai ……. (Prem)

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Kuch Log Pyar karte hai Nibhane ke liye

Kuch Log Pyar karte hai Bhul jane ke liye

Pyar karo to esa karo

Dono tadpe ek dusre ke pass aane ke liye ……. (Prem)

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 Yaad wohi aate hai jo apne hote hai

Yaad nahi rahate hai jo sapne hote hai

Apne or sapne me ek or firq hai

Sapne sath hote hai jab apne dur hote hai ……. (Prem)

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 Khuda k dar pe aaj mukammil dua moil jaye

Aapki her chah ko manzil mil jaye

Hamari to bus itni hai aarju ki

khushi aapke kadam chume or gham apka pata bhul jaye ……. (Prem)

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 Funny , Life , Valentine Day , Sardar ,Birth day , Friend, Pati-Patni , Santa Banta , Holi  SMS

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PRASI COMPUTER EDUCATION 
Hanuman Mandir Ki Gali ,
Nimaj Road Jaitaran
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GATE 2011 RESULT

 GATE 2011 RESULT

All the Institute,s has has regularly updates its website (www.gate. iitb. ac.in) to declare  the result  for the exams held  regularly. All the Institute’s has made the scrip especially for the candidates need only the roll number to know the Gate 2011 Result. We made this page especially for the GATE 2011 RESULT or GATE RESULT 2011. As per announcement, Gate 2011 result will be published online on 15.03.2011 at the main official website’s of the Indian institute of science and seven Indian of Technology. We have provide one direct link for get the Gate Result 2011 easily. Candidates can GATE Result 2011 easily by visit link given below.

Important Link - 

www.gate.iitb.ac.in/gate2011/results.php

Tehsil Revenue Accountant Exam (TRA)

Tehsil Revenue Accountant  Exam
RPSC RESULT - RPSC RESULT 2011 check now - www.rpsc.gov.in : the rajastan public service commission (RPSC) has regularly

 updates its website (www.rpsc.govl.in) to declare the result for the recruitment exams held regularly. RPSC has made the script especially for the candidates which can produce the result only enter by roll number. so candidates need only the roll number to know the result. we made this page especially for the RPSCresult 2011. all the old & new result of RPSC are available online only at the main official website (www.rpsc.gov.in) of the RPSC. you can visit also the ( www.rpsc.gov.in ) to get all the updates of the new and old recruitment & results. candidates can get the RPSC result 2011by visit link given as follow or subscribe your e-mail id in a form given as follow.  

Imp link - www.rpsc.govl.in

visiting card

we are create many visiting card in photoshop one sample here

PRASI COMPUTER EDUCATION

RPSC Recruitment 2011 (Unani)

Rajasthan Public Service Commission (RPSC) has invites applications for Unani and Homeopathy Medical Officer post in Health Department Govt. of Rajasthan online at RPSC website from 12/03/2011 to 08/04/2011. Complete information about RPSC Recruitment 2011 avilable at official website, advertisement link given blew of the post 
RPSC Recruitment 2011 Details


How to apply :  apply online RPSC website from 12/03/2011 to 08/04/2011.
Online Registration 

PATI PATNI SMS

Wife:Chalo Na Kahin Chalte Hai,Ghumne Car Me.Aur Car Me Drive Karungi.

Husband:Yadi Tum Car Drive Karogi To Jayenge Car Me,Ayenge Akhbaar Me

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Ek Aadmi BLOOD K Bare Me Book Padh Raha Tha. 

Wife Ne Pucha-Kyu Aaj Ye Padh Rahe Ho? 

Aadmi-Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera Blood Test Hai 

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Ek Aadmi Ki Wife Ka Rang Kaala Thha, 

Ek Din Vo Peeli Saree Pehenke Apne 

Pathi Se Puchi, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon? 

Hus:Jaise Koyla Ki Factory Mein Aag Lagi Ho.

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Wife:Chalo Na Kahin Chalte Hai,Ghumne Car Me Aur Car Me Drive Karungi. 

Husband:Yadi Tum Car Drive Karogi To Jayenge Car Me,Ayenge Akhbaar Me 

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Ganguli's Son : Are Dekho Maa. Papa Sixer Pe Sixer Mare Ja Rahe Hain. 

Gangulis Wife : Beta Ye ADVERTISEMENT Hai !!! .....

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Wife: Jab Tum DESI Pite Ho Mujhe PARO Kehete Ho, Jab Whisky Pite Ho Toh DARLING Kehete Ho. Aaj Kya Piya Hai Jo CHUDEL Keh Rahe Ho. Husband: Aaj Main Hosh Main Hu. 

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PATI PATNI SMS

Husband:Darling!Kahi Saal Pehle Tumara Figure Bilkul 'Coke' Ki Bottel Ki Tara Tha.
Wife:Woh Tho Ab Bhi Hai ! Bas Pehle Bottel 300ml Ki Thi Ab 1.5ltr Ki Hai…
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Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing. Postmaster:Bhai Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Me Complaint Dijiyee.Man: Kya Karun, Khushi Ke Maare Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Rha
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1 Admi Doston Ki Mehfil Se Raat Late Ghar Gaya Dosto Ne Pucha K Wife Ne Kuch Kaha To Nahi Admi Bola Nahi Kuch Khas Nahi Bus Ye 2 Dant To Mai Wesay Bhi Niklwane Wala Tha
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Marwadi On His Death Bed-My Wife, R U Here?Yes I'm Heremy Son?Yes Father. My Daughter,R U Here?Yes I M Dadto Phir Saalo Dukan Par Kaun Hain???
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Husband & Wifehotel Gae Tabhi 1Lady Ne Helo Kiya,Wife-Kaun Thi Wo?Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mt Kro Mai Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu K Usko Kya Btaunga K Tum Kaun Ho..
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PATI PATNI SMS

Wife:Kal Raat Tum Nind Me Mujhe Galiya De Rahe The.

Hub:Tumhe Galat Fehmi Hui Hai.Wife:Kaisi Galat Fehmi?

Hub:Yehi Ki Main Soya Hua Tha

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Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.

Wife : Kaun Sa Faayada?Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai

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Beggaoh Sundari, Andha Hoon, Paanch Rupya De De 

Santa To His Wife: De De, De De, Tujhe Sundari Bola Hai To Har Haal Mein Andha Hai.

 

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Wife-"Main Maike Ja Rahi Hu,Tumhe Tallak Ki Notice Bhej Dungi!"Husband-"Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke Mujhe Khush Karne Ki Koshish Mat Kar.. 

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PATI PATNI SMS

PATI:Phon Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Me Ghar Pe Nahi.

Biwi Phon Utha K Boli Who Ghar Pe Hai,

PATI:Mene Mana Kiya Fir Bhi.

BIWI:Ji Wo Mere Liyetha

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Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
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..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "

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 WIFE : Kyu Ji! Jab Bhi Me Aapke Pass Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete Ho?

Husband : Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Jab SHIR-DARD Aaye To Chasma Pahen Lena…

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Wife: Ye Ladkiyo Ko Dekhna Bandh Karo Tumhari Sadi HI Gayi He.

Husband: Matlab Ye Ki Me Diating Pe Rahu To Menu Card Dekhna Bhi Chhod Du 

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PATI PATNI SMS

PATI:Phon Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Me Ghar Pe Nahi.

Biwi Phon Utha K Boli Who Ghar Pe Hai,

PATI:Mene Mana Kiya Fir Bhi.

BIWI:Ji Wo Mere Liyetha

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Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
.

..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "

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 WIFE : Kyu Ji! Jab Bhi Me Aapke Pass Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete Ho?

Husband : Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Jab SHIR-DARD Aaye To Chasma Pahen Lena…

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Wife: Ye Ladkiyo Ko Dekhna Bandh Karo Tumhari Sadi HI Gayi He.

Husband: Matlab Ye Ki Me Diating Pe Rahu To Menu Card Dekhna Bhi Chhod Du 

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JAITARAN

JAITARAN MAP

Munna Bhai SMS

Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?

Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai,

C-Come

O-On

L-Lets

L-Love

E-Every

G-Girl

E- Everyday

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Munna bhai:Arey Circuit mujhe Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gaya hai,Letter me kya Likhu?

C-Simple bhai,Likhna"DEAR SISTER.I LOVE U,Tumhara MUNNA BHAI.. 

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MUNNA BHAI :Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?

MAMU :B.A.

MUNNA BHAI :Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?

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Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?

Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai. 

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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

 MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

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DHONI KA KAMAL

FUNNY SMS 3

Boy friend: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Payegi.

Girlfrnd: Qu Mere PAPA Se Mile Kya?

BF: NAHI TUMHARI BEHEN SE

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One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?

Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi. 

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bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?

Mummy: Nahi to

bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

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Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-Aap meri sharab chudva sakte ho?

 Doc-Ha kyu nahi.

Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pl chudva do

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Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana,

Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!