Wife:Kal Raat Tum Nind Me Mujhe Galiya De Rahe The.
Hub:Tumhe Galat Fehmi Hui Hai.Wife:Kaisi Galat Fehmi?
Hub:Yehi Ki Main Soya Hua Tha
Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife : Kaun Sa Faayada?Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai
Beggaoh Sundari, Andha Hoon, Paanch Rupya De De
Santa To His Wife: De De, De De, Tujhe Sundari Bola Hai To Har Haal Mein Andha Hai.
Wife-"Main Maike Ja Rahi Hu,Tumhe Tallak Ki Notice Bhej Dungi!"Husband-"Jaja,Mithi-Mithi Bate Karke Mujhe Khush Karne Ki Koshish Mat Kar..
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