Wife:Chalo Na Kahin Chalte Hai,Ghumne Car Me.Aur Car Me Drive Karungi.
Husband:Yadi Tum Car Drive Karogi To Jayenge Car Me,Ayenge Akhbaar Me
Ek Aadmi BLOOD K Bare Me Book Padh Raha Tha.
Wife Ne Pucha-Kyu Aaj Ye Padh Rahe Ho?
Aadmi-Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera Blood Test Hai
Ek Aadmi Ki Wife Ka Rang Kaala Thha,
Ek Din Vo Peeli Saree Pehenke Apne
Pathi Se Puchi, Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon?
Hus:Jaise Koyla Ki Factory Mein Aag Lagi Ho.
Wife:Chalo Na Kahin Chalte Hai,Ghumne Car Me Aur Car Me Drive Karungi.
Husband:Yadi Tum Car Drive Karogi To Jayenge Car Me,Ayenge Akhbaar Me
Ganguli's Son : Are Dekho Maa. Papa Sixer Pe Sixer Mare Ja Rahe Hain.
Gangulis Wife : Beta Ye ADVERTISEMENT Hai !!! .....
Wife: Jab Tum DESI Pite Ho Mujhe PARO Kehete Ho, Jab Whisky Pite Ho Toh DARLING Kehete Ho. Aaj Kya Piya Hai Jo CHUDEL Keh Rahe Ho. Husband: Aaj Main Hosh Main Hu.
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