Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hota hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai,
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E- Everyday
Munna bhai:Arey Circuit mujhe Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gaya hai,Letter me kya Likhu?
C-Simple bhai,Likhna"DEAR SISTER.I LOVE U,Tumhara MUNNA BHAI..
MUNNA BHAI :Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?
MAMU :B.A.
MUNNA BHAI :Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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