TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
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PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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Teacher: what is ur caste?
Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye,
hun haige sardarji..
ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!
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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?
SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal"
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit?
SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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