"Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li,
use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao
student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha,
dusra shadi-suda tha"
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A New Teacher Joins school
He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.
Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.?
Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain.
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teacher-osama ki 5 biwi & 20 bachche.
lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,to batao kaun achcha?
studnt-score to osama ka zyada hai par strike rate lalu ka achcha hai
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Teacher student se:Tere pitaji ki karde ne
Student:Ji woh PWD chalaunde ne!
Teacher:Tera matlab Public Works Department?
Student:Na ji na,PWD matlab Pakodeyaan waali dukaan
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TeacheAgar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye, To Zaroor Poori Hoti He..
Ramu- Rehne Do Teacher.. Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti!
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Class me bache khidki ke bahar monkey dekh rahe the.
Tabhi teacher ne kaha->"Bachcho bahar bandar kyu dekh rahe ho jab me class me hu!