Judge: tum apne pati ko divorce kyu dena chahti ho?
Lady: kyunki wo har aadhi raat ko uthkar bolta hai, "ab mujhe ghar jana chahiye...!!
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Pati : What's hypnotism ?
Patni : Kissi ko,apne vash me kar ke,uss se mann chaha kam karwana..,
Pati : Arey nahi,usse toh shaadi kehte he.:
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Pati patni ki jabardast ladai ke baad patni bhagwan se boli
AGAR YE GALAT HAI TO INKO UTHA LO,
agar main galat hoon to muje VIDHVA Bana do
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha jayenge?
Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
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Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko
pati bola,"adami use marta he jise pyar karta he."
Patni ne pati ko 2 mare or boli "aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.
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Patni:Mei jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mei kyo chale jate ho
Pati:kahi muhalle wale aisa na samjhe mei tumara gala daba raha hoon.
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Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,
10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha
or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration.
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Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai
Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhaha
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SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
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Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai,
Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi?
Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai.