Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He
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Patni - Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...?
Pati:- Its A Time To Disco,Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco...
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Pati Patni me ladai ho gai,
Pati ghar se chala gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:
"Khane me kya he
Patni:zaher
pati:me der se aunga,tum khakar so JANA
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1 Admi Apni biwi se bola-Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi.Is hisab se main 2 shadian or kr sakta hu.
Biwi-Bas itna yad rakhna k Dropdi k 5 pati bhi they.
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Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.
Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di -----------------------------------------
Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai.
Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota.
Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta
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Judge- Aap bahut bahadur hai,
aapne us chor ko itna maara.
Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!! ----------------------------------------- Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge,
Pati:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga,
Patni:Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge
Pati:Jaha b Raho Khus Rho
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