Santa: I Am So Miser (Kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With A Friend.
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Santa Ki Beti "LAADO" Bacpan Se Japan Me Thi Wo India Aai Per Airport Se Return Ho Gayi
Q Ki Waha Bord Lagha Tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"
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Santa :- Jaldi Ek Cold Drink De, Ladai Hone Wali Hai.. Shop Keeper :- Lo ! Shopkeeper :- Jaldi Ek Or De, Ladai Hone Wali Hai... Shopkeeper :- Lekin Ladai Kab Hogi... Shopkeeper :-Jab Tu Paise Maangega Tab
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How Do You Convert A BUS Into A Female ??
SANT Come Late To The Bus Stop..
BUS MISS Ho Jaayegi.
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Once SANTA Stopped A Fight Stil He Was Punished Y?
Coz The Fight He Stopped Was A Boxing Match
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions..
Teacheif 1000 Kgs=Ton Then 3000 Kgs Equal How Much ?
Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
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Why Does Sardarji Cleans The Wall With An EAR BUD? Guess...!Sochooo.......
KYUNKI.....Diwaron Ke Bhi Kaan Hote Hai....
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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?
Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.
Sir:Wo Kaise?
Bnta: Kyuki Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat Di!
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In A Maths Exam Everyone Was Writing Except
SANTA Was Dancing. Y..?
Because Someone Told Him That There Is Marks For Every Step