Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do.
Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho
Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya.
Ramu on cycle hit Lady accidentally..
Lady: "Break Nahi Mar sakte Kya?
"Ramu: "Poori Cycle he Marde ab Break kya alag se maru?"
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Narad muni dharti par BEER pene aye,12 botal pilane k bad,
waiter:Apko chadti kyu nahi?
Narad:Main BHAGWAN hoon.
waiter:Chad gayi SALE ko…
Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasya se khush hu,bol kya chahiye?
Man-D.J System dedo prabhu.
S-Abe gadhe!D.J.hota to mai damru kyu bajata?
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Bhikhari:Maai,Ek Rupiya De De!! 3 Din Se Bhukha Hu!
Mai Ek Rupiye Ka Tu Kya Karega?
Bhikhari:Weight Karvaunga, Dekhna Hai Kitna Kam Hua