JOB

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do.

Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho

Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya.

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Ramu on cycle hit Lady accidentally..

Lady: "Break Nahi Mar sakte Kya?

"Ramu: "Poori Cycle he Marde ab Break kya alag se maru?"

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Narad muni dharti par BEER pene aye,12 botal pilane k bad,

waiter:Apko chadti kyu nahi?

Narad:Main BHAGWAN hoon.

waiter:Chad gayi SALE ko…

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Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasya se khush hu,bol kya chahiye?

Man-D.J System dedo prabhu.

S-Abe gadhe!D.J.hota to mai damru kyu bajata?

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Bhikhari:Maai,Ek Rupiya De De!! 3 Din Se Bhukha Hu!

Mai Ek Rupiye Ka Tu Kya Karega?

Bhikhari:Weight Karvaunga, Dekhna Hai Kitna Kam Hua

Ek Aadmi Dusre Admi Ko Peet Raha Tha Aur Khud Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha.

Jab Logo Ne Usse Pucha Ki Tum Kyo Ro Raheho To
Usne Kha- Jab Mai Ise Chodunga To Ye Bhi Mujhe Ise Trah Pitega.

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Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge

"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

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Boy:Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.

Girl:Nahi, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.

Boy:To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain

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Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?

Nurse:-hai pr tu kya karega

Bacha:kuch nhi bs God ko miss cal krni hai ki me pahunch gya.

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Reportelalu Ji. The Poor Women In Bihar Dont Have Clothes To Wear.

LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV Dekhte Ho?

Rich Women Bhi Cloth Nahi Pehenti Hai.Ye Fashionwa Hai.

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