Ek Aadmi Dusre Admi Ko Peet Raha Tha Aur Khud Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha.
Jab Logo Ne Usse Pucha Ki Tum Kyo Ro Raheho To
Usne Kha- Jab Mai Ise Chodunga To Ye Bhi Mujhe Ise Trah Pitega.
Usne Kha- Jab Mai Ise Chodunga To Ye Bhi Mujhe Ise Trah Pitega.
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Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge
"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Girl:Nahi, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy:To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain
Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?
Nurse:-hai pr tu kya karega
Bacha:kuch nhi bs God ko miss cal krni hai ki me pahunch gya.
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Reportelalu Ji. The Poor Women In Bihar Dont Have Clothes To Wear.
LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTV Dekhte Ho?
Rich Women Bhi Cloth Nahi Pehenti Hai.Ye Fashionwa Hai.
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