Funny SMS

Pappu was writing his
father’s name on a
1000 Watt bulb
Father asked him:What r u doing?
Pappu:Aapka naam roshan kar raha hu.
GdMrng…

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womens r like internet virus
1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets
transfer money
edit ur mind
download thier problems
delete ur smile and
hang ur life

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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?

Shopkeepe1Rs.

Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de 

SANTA BANTA SMS

Santa: I Am So Miser (Kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With A Friend. 

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Santa Ki Beti "LAADO" Bacpan Se Japan Me Thi Wo India Aai Per Airport Se Return Ho Gayi

Q Ki Waha Bord Lagha Tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO" 

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Santa :- Jaldi Ek Cold Drink De, Ladai Hone Wali Hai.. Shop Keeper :- Lo ! Shopkeeper :- Jaldi Ek Or De, Ladai Hone Wali Hai... Shopkeeper :- Lekin Ladai Kab Hogi... Shopkeeper :-Jab Tu Paise Maangega Tab 

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 How Do You Convert A BUS Into A Female ??

SANT Come Late To The Bus Stop..

BUS MISS Ho Jaayegi. 

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Once SANTA Stopped A Fight Stil He Was Punished Y?

Coz The Fight He Stopped Was A Boxing Match 

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions..

Teacheif 1000 Kgs=Ton Then 3000 Kgs Equal How Much ?

Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.. 

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Why Does Sardarji Cleans The Wall With An EAR BUD?

Guess...!Sochooo.......

KYUNKI.....Diwaron Ke Bhi Kaan Hote Hai.... 

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?

Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.

Sir:Wo Kaise?

Bnta: Kyuki Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat Di! 

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In A Maths Exam Everyone Was Writing Except

SANTA Was Dancing. Y..?

Because Someone Told Him That There Is Marks For Every Step