SARDAR SMS SPECIAL

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Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…
Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…
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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
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BIRTH DAY SMS SPECIAL

Suraj Roshni Le Kar Aayaa
Aur Chidyon Ne Gaanaa Gaayaa
Phoolon Ne Hans Hans Kar Bolaa
Mubarak Ho Tumhaara Janam Din Aaya!

KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN
Har Suhani Rat Ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
Vaha Phulo Ki Barsat Ho.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Pholo Ne Bola Khushbo Se
Khushbo Ne Bola Badal Se
Badal Ne Bola Lehro Se
Lehro Ne Bola Sahil Se
Wohi Hum Kehtey Hen Dil Se
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO U…

Is Ada Ka Kya Jawab Du
Apne Dost Ko Kya Udhar Du
Koi Acchasa Phool Hota To Mali Se Mangvata
Jo Khud Gulab He Usko Kya Gulab Du
Junam Din Mubarak Ho…

This Msg Has No Fat,
No Cholesterol And No Addictive,
This Is All Natural Except,
With A Lot Of Sugar.
But It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It.
“Happy Birthday”